i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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