i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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