living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
they're like a gay fantastic four
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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