I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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