I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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