kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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