she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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