so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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