U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize