Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Randomize
