I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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