I think my fart just growled at me.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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