My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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