I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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