Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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