apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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