problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Randomize
