D3 body, D1 cock
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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