I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
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