I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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