Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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