She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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