There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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