just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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