But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just wanna soil my oats bro
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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