do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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