Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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