It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
