At least make sure they are 18
Why
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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