Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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