I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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