about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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