Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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