Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
