so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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