Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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