Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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