You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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