I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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