we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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