1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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