If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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