Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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