well I can't set my house on fire every night
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
home. puking in laundry basket.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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