last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
what is it with giant penises always finding me
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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