Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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