guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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