hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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