Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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