i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Randomize
