Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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