I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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