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go home
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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