The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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