GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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