you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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