My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
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