dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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