love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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