Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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